About Us

Welcome to Reel Snark, the internet’s most unfiltered, unapologetically honest corner of film criticism. If you’re tired of critics who give five stars to anything with a “Marvel” logo slapped on it, you’ve come to the right place. Here, we dissect cinema the way Kubrick sliced through genre conventions—with precision, wit, and just a touch of madness.

As for me, I’m a professional movie critic (yes, it’s a real job) with an insatiable appetite for both the silver screen and binge-worthy TV. My love for cinema began when I realized there was more to life than just staring at a blockbuster’s CGI budget. Hitchcock taught me suspense, Tarantino made me crave dialogue, and Bergman showed me how deep the rabbit hole of human despair could go. But don’t get me wrong—I also find joy in trashy rom-coms and action flicks, though I reserve the right to tear them apart when they deserve it.

On Reel Snark, expect scathing commentary, snide remarks, and a reverence for film history that most modern-day critics have conveniently forgotten. Remember when movies actually relied on story and character rather than CGI explosions? Yeah, I miss that too. So, whether you’re here to confirm your own cynicism about the current state of Hollywood or to gain a deeper appreciation for the art form (or just for the laughs), you’ve found your people.

In the immortal words of Bette Davis, “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.”

Enjoy the snark.